mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

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every single time i write sins not tragedies starts playing:  haha, ohhhh this song. man oh i shouldnt sing it this time i havent heard it in so long. naahh not gonna do it. i dont even remember how it- OH, WELL IMAGINE, AS IM PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR
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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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weedjoke420:

no offense but what the fuck am i doing

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