When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
-A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend: THOUSAND?
French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants
very small dog? puppy
very big dog? puppy
very young dog? puppy
very old dog? puppy